Population | 6.268 billion |
Capital | Victreebell |
Leader | President hzbdgeievwhsi |
Faith | Cult that believes Dialga is pretty cool |
Currency | Petal Blizzard |
Animal | Bulbasaur |
The Greatest Grass Starter of Bulbasaur reichpact is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President hzbdgeievwhsi with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, free-roaming dinosaurs, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.268 billion Venasaurs are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victreebell. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Venasaurian economy, worth a remarkable 2,732 trillion Petal Blizzards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 435,867 Petal Blizzards, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,004,127 per year while the poor average 4,932, a ratio of 811 to 1.
Diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', charity distribution sites are regularly raided by the police, and military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Bulbasaur reichpact's national animal is the Bulbasaur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult that believes Dialga is pretty cool.
Bulbasaur reichpact is ranked 1,241st in the world and 1st in The Flower of the Dawn for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 937.9 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Bulbasaur reichpact, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
- : Following new legislation in Bulbasaur reichpact, charity distribution sites are regularly raided by the police.
- : Following new legislation in Bulbasaur reichpact, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.
- : Following new legislation in Bulbasaur reichpact, diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left.
- : Following new legislation in Bulbasaur reichpact, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
- : Following new legislation in Bulbasaur reichpact, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
- : Following new legislation in Bulbasaur reichpact, citizens have an obligation to remain silent and anything they say may be used against them.
- : Following new legislation in Bulbasaur reichpact, mouldy bread is served as an appetizer in many restaurants.
- : Following new legislation in Bulbasaur reichpact, the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction.
- : Following new legislation in Bulbasaur reichpact, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.